So I guess Kerodin was honest about something. Holly said in court that they had a martial arts school that trained children, and now there is verifiable, photographic proof. We saw in this post what the Jedburger (quasi adult) Academy was up to, now behold “Threeeeeee Spaaaaaartaaaaaaan MMAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. H/T to WD
Note the use of the world famous “Mouth Lock” used in hotspots around the world. The “Attacker” is too small or young to take out the person being “Kaperized” any other way.
Note how the “Attacker” (left) partner can use the hands for other things (pulling out a garrote, massaging the handle of the “Sacred Randall”, prepping a tube of CAKcolube for insertion, etc.) while maintaining the “Mouth Lock”. The “Attacking” partner maintains distance with the feet so the “Attacked” partner cannot sweep the feet/legs, when they are swept, the “attacker” becomes the “attacked”
Note how the “Attacked” partner has reversed rolls by sweeping the legs, and is now going for the “Mouth Hold” technique.
The “Mouth Hold” technique can be drilled back and forth between students. The students will continue to switch the roles of “Attacker” and “Attacked”, always starting with attacking the other for no reason.
So there you have it, a IIINinjaCommandoOfficerKaper technique that is taught to the youngsters of Jedburger, Idaho. They gonna be some “Killahs” when they hit puberty, huh? I’m sorry I doubted the veracity of the skills being taught by Kernal Fairy K. He’s a “Roll” model (and when I saw “Roll” I mean “love handles”, round is a shape!).
By the way, recently my significant other (Mason Dixon Vixen) got me a B Day card that was priceless. Here you go.
She embellished it with a few “Special K” additions LOL
Gotta Love a woman that “Get’s it”, huh?
We’ll end this post with a gratuitous “Being Jesse Ventura” shot.
American by BIRTH, Infidel by CHOICE
“Sam Kerodin, III Percent Society”